At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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