Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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