Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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