my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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