Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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