My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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