1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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