Ambien. No doubt about it.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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