You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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