Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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