I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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