your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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