You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Everything about him screamed your future.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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