Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
how drunk are you?
Several
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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