i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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