i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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