arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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