You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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