I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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