Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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