I'm drive I can fine osifer
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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