He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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