He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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