yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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