operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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