It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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You. Win. At. Life.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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