Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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