McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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