as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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