Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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