i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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