Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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