I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
