We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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