help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
tell me about the fingering
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