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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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