So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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