Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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