What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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