I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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