He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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