Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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