nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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