brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
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