He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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