My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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