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(337): View more from Louisiana

it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.

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(248): View more from Michigan

dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand

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(678): View more from Georgia

Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.

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(425): View more from Washington

the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side

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(808): View more from Hawaii

I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home

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(210): View more from Texas

Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.

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