What a fucking waste of an outfit
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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