Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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