im gay
i know
yea but for you.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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