but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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