I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
God, I missed his penis.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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