Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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